Post by Nicolette on Jun 10, 2010 1:19:36 GMT -6
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Starring
Rai Aikaryu - Narrator
Haruka Amagi - Narrator/Commentor
Nicolette de la Fontaine - Little Red Riding Hood
Kyerin Saito - The Wolf
Christopher Parker - Grandma
Klaus Leighton - Woodsman
Starring
Rai Aikaryu - Narrator
Haruka Amagi - Narrator/Commentor
Nicolette de la Fontaine - Little Red Riding Hood
Kyerin Saito - The Wolf
Christopher Parker - Grandma
Klaus Leighton - Woodsman
Tap tap. “Is this thing on?”
“Yes, Rai-kun, it’s on.”
“Uwah? How can you tell?”
“….The red light is on…”
“Oh… You’re so smart, Haru-chan!!”
“…” sigh. “Are you record it or not?”
“Oh, right, yes! Okay! So! Welcome to my first segment of T’zenshin Tales! I am your host, Rai Aikaryu, and this is my lovely assistant, Haruka Amagi!” Bump, crash.
“Hey, hey, stay on your side of the table! You’re going to knock me over.”
“Awww, okay…” Sad mumbling. “ANYWAYS!” Some muttering from the side about mood swings “Today’s T’zenshin Tale is Little Red Riding Hood! Haru-chan, be my Red Riding Hood!”
“…How about no.”
“But, but…Who else could be Red Riding Hood…?” Rustling of a piece of paper. “Huh? What’s this?”
“It’s the list you wrote out the other night. I already took to the liberty of calling the people involved over.” Knock knock. “And there they are.” Chair moves, foot steps, a door opening. “Welcome.”
“Amagi? What is this about?”
“Please, come in Kyerin-san.”
“Ah…”
“Mademoiselle Amagi... What is it you were requesting?”
“Please, come in, Miss De la Fontaine. We have much work that needs to be done.”
“…What am I doing here?”
“I don’t know, Chri-I mean, Mr. Parker. I was just told to give you the note.”
“Mr. Leighton, Mr. Parker, please come in. We must be getting to work right away.”
“Miss Amagi…?”
“Please, sit.” Scooting of chairs.
“Will you guys hurry up?!”
“Patience, Rai-kun.”
“Yes, Haru-chan…”
“Is everyone seated?” Affirmative response. “Good. Now, please pick up your scripts.”
“Red Riding Hood? Is this not the children’s story?”
“Miss Nicolette is our Red Riding Hood, Haru-chan?”
“Yes, Rai-kun. You assigned it to her, along with Kyerin-san as the wolf.”
“Why am I the wolf?”
“I had my reasons…”
“Grandma? Is this some sort of old joke?!”
“Calm down, Chr-Mr. Parker… Wait… Woodsman?” Snort, followed by laughter, and then a smack.
“OW!”
“Serves you right, pervert…”
“Alright, I believe we are ready, Rai-kun.”
“Okay! So! Once upon a time, there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hood. She was walking through the woods one day on her way to her grandma’s house with a basket full of goodies when she ran into a big, scary bear!”
“…Rai-kun, there are no bears in this story. Please stick to the script.”
“Aww, okay… She was walking through the woods one day when she ran into a big, scary, UGLY-“
“Rai-kun.”
“Wolf.”
“….”
“It’s you’re line, Kyerin-san.”
“Ah…Alright… Uhm… Rawr! I am a big and scary wolf!”
“Uhm… Is it my turn, Mademoiselle Amagi?”
“Yes, just read the lines in order, guys.”
“Okay… Oh no! You must not attack me, oh great wolf, for I have an important errand to run to my grandmother’s house. You see, she is very ill and she needs this basket of goodies to help her feel better!”
“Give me those goodies, and I might consider letting you go, little girl!”
“Ahhh?”
“Beautiful scream, Miss De la Fontaine…”
“Next time, use some enthusiasm! Anyways… So the wolf chased Little Red Riding Hood around, but she somehow managed to escape! So she continued on her way to Grandma’s house. However, the big, stupid, ugly-“
“Rai-kun.”
“Wolf decided he still wanted those goodies, so he took a short-cut to Grandma’s house! He came up to the door and he knocked on it.” Knock knock knock. “He called out in his best Red Riding Hood voice…”
“Uhm… My what?”
“Just try to sound like Miss De la Fontaine.”
“…Okay… Uhmm… Grandma, it is me, Little Red Riding Hood, with a basket of goodies for you!” SNORT. Smack!
“Ow! What was that for, Haru-chan?!”
“Continue with the story.”
“Hmph.. Anyways, Grandma came to the door and she opened it up. Because she was kind of blind, and a little hard at hearing, she believed the wolf to be her granddaughter. She said…”
“….”
“She said...”
“….” Smack. “What?!”
“It’s your line.”[/b]
“I am NOT doing this.”
“Like hell you’re not. Just say the line so we can get out of here.”[/b]
“Make me!” Whisper whisper whisper. “O-oh? Okay! Oh, Little Red, how nice it is to see you!” Snort from the right, small chuckle-giggle from the left. “Oh, screw off…”
“Hehe… Anyways… So, the wolf fooled Grandma, and then he grabbed her and opened up the nearby closet, stripping the grandma of her bonnet and tying her up in the closet.”
“Wait, I thought he ate her.”[/b]
“Yes, Mr. Leighton, but we felt it would be a little too harsh. Besides, Rai-kun doesn’t like the idea of a little old lady being eaten.”
“Hey!”
“Continue the story, Rai-kun.”
“Hmph… The wolf locked the Grandma in the closet minutes before Little Red Riding Hood arrived. He quickly dressed in one of her spare night gowns and then there was the knock at the door.”
“Grandma, I have a basket full of goodies for you!”
“The wolf had to think quick. He unlocked the front door and then quickly ran to go sit in the Grandma’s rocking chair. He called out to Red…”
“Why do I always have to talk in a woman’s voice?”
“Well….” Evil laughter. Smack. “Ow!”
“Please continue, Kyerin-san.”
Sigh. “Oh, Red, please come in!”
“…”
“Rai-kun.”
“But you keep hitting me.”
“Rai-kun, we need to get this done. We have exams to be studying for!”
“But…”
“Please…?”
“Okay… Red opened the door and walked in to her Grandma’s house. She walked over to the wolf in disguise and noticed his big eyes.”
“Why, Grand-mère, what big eyes you have!”
“Grand-what?”
“It’s French for Grandmother, now please continue.”
“O…kay… Uh, the wolf had a good cover story.”
“All the better to see you with, my dear.” Snicker. Smack. Sigh.
“Then, she noticed his long ears.”
“Why, Grand-mère, what long ears you have!”
“The wolf had an excuse for that, too.”
“All the better to hear you with, my dear.”
Smack. “Ow! What’d I do?!”
“Oh, sorry, I expected another snicker.”
“Meanie!”
“I’m sorry. Can you please finish, Koibito?”
“A-ah, s-sure~! Ahh… Where… Oh, thanks, Haru-chan. Finally, the wolf got fed up with Red, and he jumped out at her.”
“AHHH!” CRASH
“…”
“….”
“…Holy shit…”
“Ah, Mr. Parker, are you okay…?”[/b]
“P-peachy, Klaus…”
“A-anyway… Red was able to escape getting her goodies stolen, and she ran out to the woods, where she found the local woodsmen collecting wood.” Snicker. Smack.
“Ow…”
“Pervert… Uhm… Hi, there, Miss.”
“Oh, please, Monsieur, you must help me! There is a wolf in my Grand-mère’s house!”
“Don’t worry, I’ll come to your rescue!”
“My hero!” Smack “Ow!”
“Shush, you.”[/b]
“The woodsman and Red ran back to the house and found the wolf inside. The woodsman took his trusty ax and began to chase the wolf around the house. Finally, he managed to chase him back off into the woods, where he would later die from-“ Smack. “NYAH! He ran back into the woods…”
“And then, they let the grandmother out of the closet and they all enjoyed the goodies in the basket. The end.” Chair scoots.
“Where are you going, Haru-chan?”
“I have exams to study for, Rai-kun. I already told you.”
“Ah, yes, I must be departing as well. The headmaster wishes to speak to me about some important forms for summer break.”
“I should be headed off as well. Amagi, Aikaryu, I’ll see you two later.”
“Goodbye, Miss De la Fontaine. Ja ne, Kyerin-san.”
“See ya, Miss Nicolette~”
“Come on, Klaus.”
Squeak. “H-hey, where are we-“
“You needed help studying, REMEMBER?”
“Uhh…”[/b] Drag drag drag.
Silence.
Door opens again.
“You forgot to turn off the mic, Rai-kun.”
Faintly, “Sorry!!”
