Post by Spicyrocketsauce on Nov 30, 2009 20:13:46 GMT -6
OOC: I got the title of this thread by typing "Tennis puns" into google. That's how bad I am with titles.
"Deuce!"
Miles wiped some hair out of his face. He was sweating bullets; he hadn't ran for this long in months. The match had gone on for almost three-quarters of an hour and Miles was starting to develop a slight twitch at the sound of the word "deuce". His usually pale face had gone bright red, his breathing had become heavy and his raquet arm had gone an unhealthy shade of purple. But he HAD to keep going. He HAD to beat this guy. At the end of every tennis lesson, he had pictured that sweet moment of victory when he finally brings that cocky bastard down. Deep down, he knew the actual victory would involve far less cheering and fireworks, but still, it was a nice image.
He had never beaten his opponent before, Bradley or Brandon or something, he could never remember his name, but Miles was certain it was no fault of his own. His opponent was at the very least two feet taller than him, and could cross the court in about three steps. Of course, if he was simply a talented player, Miles wouldn't have made such a mission out of beating him. The fact was, for lack of a more polite way of putting it, this Bradley-something was a complete, irredeemable dickwad. When he was winning, the soundwaves would be awash with endless taunts, trash-talk and uninformed speculation regarding the promiscuity of Miles' mother. When he was losing, however, it seemed as though he was yet to master any social interactions outside the realm of grunting and snarling.
Miles was now closer to beating him than he ever was. They were playing a three set match, and had both won one set each, they were now at deuce on the final game. The tension was thick enough to cut with a knife. Both players stared down the court at each other, exhausted almost to the point of collapse. Murmuring something indistinct about Miles' mother, Brandon-whatever lobbed the ball into the air, slamming it with a satisfying THWACK. It was a perfect serve, shooting like a fuzzy green bullet into the most inaccessible part of the court, but before Bradley could admire it, Miles had already returned. Bradley launched himself over to the other side of the court with agility almost unheard of in someone his size, but missed. Miles' heart leapt into his throat.
"Advantage, Kroma!"
Bradley was obviously quite nervous at this point, and served before Miles had even realised what had happened. It was obvious, however, that he didn't think it through properly, and the ball floated lazily toward Miles, giving him ample time to respond. Using all of his remaining strength, Miles returned the ball just out of Bradley's reach. Bradley didn't swing his raquet at the ball so much as flail it, gliding through the air in a grace pirouette, and missed by a country mile.
"Game, set and match, Kroma!"
Finally. Miles turned to his opponent to deliver unto him some much-deserved gloating, only to notice his opponent storming off the court before he could get a chance to say anything. "Hey, good game!" Miles called out to him. Brandon-something didn't even turn around. "...Dickhead." He added, too tired to think of anything wittier.
Using the little strength remaining in his legs, he staggered over to the side of the court and collapsed into the bench.
OOC: Only one spelling error in that entire post. I feel proud.
"Deuce!"
Miles wiped some hair out of his face. He was sweating bullets; he hadn't ran for this long in months. The match had gone on for almost three-quarters of an hour and Miles was starting to develop a slight twitch at the sound of the word "deuce". His usually pale face had gone bright red, his breathing had become heavy and his raquet arm had gone an unhealthy shade of purple. But he HAD to keep going. He HAD to beat this guy. At the end of every tennis lesson, he had pictured that sweet moment of victory when he finally brings that cocky bastard down. Deep down, he knew the actual victory would involve far less cheering and fireworks, but still, it was a nice image.
He had never beaten his opponent before, Bradley or Brandon or something, he could never remember his name, but Miles was certain it was no fault of his own. His opponent was at the very least two feet taller than him, and could cross the court in about three steps. Of course, if he was simply a talented player, Miles wouldn't have made such a mission out of beating him. The fact was, for lack of a more polite way of putting it, this Bradley-something was a complete, irredeemable dickwad. When he was winning, the soundwaves would be awash with endless taunts, trash-talk and uninformed speculation regarding the promiscuity of Miles' mother. When he was losing, however, it seemed as though he was yet to master any social interactions outside the realm of grunting and snarling.
Miles was now closer to beating him than he ever was. They were playing a three set match, and had both won one set each, they were now at deuce on the final game. The tension was thick enough to cut with a knife. Both players stared down the court at each other, exhausted almost to the point of collapse. Murmuring something indistinct about Miles' mother, Brandon-whatever lobbed the ball into the air, slamming it with a satisfying THWACK. It was a perfect serve, shooting like a fuzzy green bullet into the most inaccessible part of the court, but before Bradley could admire it, Miles had already returned. Bradley launched himself over to the other side of the court with agility almost unheard of in someone his size, but missed. Miles' heart leapt into his throat.
"Advantage, Kroma!"
Bradley was obviously quite nervous at this point, and served before Miles had even realised what had happened. It was obvious, however, that he didn't think it through properly, and the ball floated lazily toward Miles, giving him ample time to respond. Using all of his remaining strength, Miles returned the ball just out of Bradley's reach. Bradley didn't swing his raquet at the ball so much as flail it, gliding through the air in a grace pirouette, and missed by a country mile.
"Game, set and match, Kroma!"
Finally. Miles turned to his opponent to deliver unto him some much-deserved gloating, only to notice his opponent storming off the court before he could get a chance to say anything. "Hey, good game!" Miles called out to him. Brandon-something didn't even turn around. "...Dickhead." He added, too tired to think of anything wittier.
Using the little strength remaining in his legs, he staggered over to the side of the court and collapsed into the bench.
OOC: Only one spelling error in that entire post. I feel proud.